The Heart of the World is written and directed by Guy Maddin and produced for the 2000 Toronto International Film Festival. 6 minutes, black and white. You'll want to see it more than twice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4JmeXXRmZg
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* Toksvig's Elision * Gertrude Jekyll and Mr. Hyde * Rummaging in Oscar's handbag * Smoked cat and paraffin